Novichok Beard Oil


Novichock is the fragrance for the rugged man – powerful, masculine and intrigued by Olympic doping.

You can feel like an agent, from Russia with Love, with the subtle scent of Russian leather, along with a tang of citrus fruits. You’ll feel so authoritative you could invade Ukraine. Triumphant, prevailing and dominant, this fragrance is suited to the modern gentleman who misses Mother Russia.

  • Conditions facial hair.
  • Lightweight formulation.
  • Moisturises your skin.
  • All skin types.
  • 🇬🇧  Made in United Kingdom (not Russia, we promise)


  • Nourishing Your Beard & Skin: The perfectly formulated ingredients are chosen to help you have a healthy beard. In Russia, Novichok wears you!
  • No Skin Irritation: It won’t itch like its namesake, nor will it leave you in blisters.
  • Premium Natural Oils: Made from Porton Down, our hidden lab in the United Kingdom, using only natural ingredients.
  • Easy-to-Use: Vigorously rub a small amount into a semi-clean beard and move your hands through the hair like you were opening a Russian doll. Re-apply as and when you feel the need for power.


To use: gently massage a small amount into a clean beard to help soften, condition and moisturise. Re-apply as and when to keep beard well groomed.


Bergamot, Lavender sprigs, Russian Leather, Lemon, Mandarin zest, Neroli blossoms.


Argania Spinosa (Argan) Kernel Oil, Vitis Vinifera (Grapeseed) Seed Oil, Parfume, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil

 1 fl oz / 30 ml

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